Social Gathering

This is meant more for those shwanky events where maybe you were expected to show up--but you wouldn't actually know anyone there, so you brought a friend. But both of you still don't really know what to do because it sounds like everyone else is having a really intellectual conversation.

Here is how you solve that problem.

(Edit: Hey! I've also got this going on another site that hosts webcomics and the like --> What? I Don't Even... Yeah, ok...the name is sort of...lack luster but hey, rather fits the theme don't you think?)